Monkeys and apes can talk, so why don’t they?
There’s a fascinating article about language and why monkeys don’t talk. According to the New York Times: Monkeys and apes possess many of the faculties that underlie language. They hear and interpret...
View ArticleBaboon-Washing Club Rules
You do not talk about baboon-washing club. You do not talk about baboon-washing club. If someone says “stop,” goes limp, or gets infected by a new strain of ebola, the baboon-wash is over. Only two...
View ArticleAsk General Kang: Why don’t you ever mention robots?
Oh, you silly humans and your fascination with robots! And I don’t mean the kind of useful robots that actually exist, like the ones in factories. I assume that by “robot”, you’re interested in the...
View ArticleAsk General Kang: How should I pick an eyebrow shape?
Generally speaking, there is an eyebrow shape that works with every type of face. If you are an über-chimp with a large cranial ridge, for example, then a properly shaped eyebrow can make or break your...
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